My Fault - Eminem

*Key*

[G] Eminem as Susan (the girl)

[D] Eminem as Dave

[J] Eminem as John

[R] Eminem as Ron

I never meant to give you mushrooms, girl

I never meant to bring you to my world

Now you sitting in the corner crying

And now it's my fault, my fault

I never meant to give you mushrooms, girl

I never meant to bring you to my world

Now you sitting in the corner crying

And now it's my fault, my fault

I went to John's rave with Ron and Dave

And met a new wave blonde babe

With half of her head shaved

A nurse aid who came to get laid

And tied up with first aid tape and raped on the first date

Susan – an ex-heroin addict who just stopped usin'

Who love booze and alternative music (Whattup?)

Told me she was going back into using again (Nah)

I said, "Wait, first try this hallucinogen!

It's better than heroin, Henn, the booze or the gin

C'mere, let's go in here" "Who's in the den?"

[R] "It's me and Kelly!"

"My bad, (sorry) let's try another room"

[G] I don't trust you!

"Shut up, slut! Chew up this mushroom

This'll help you get in touch with your roots

We'll get barefoot, butt-naked, and run in the woods

[G] Oh hell, I might as well try 'em, this party is so drab

"Oh dag"

[G] What

"I ain't mean for you to eat the whole bag"

[G] Huh?

I never meant to give you mushrooms, girl

I never meant to bring you to my world

Now you sitting in the corner crying

And now it's my fault, my fault

I never meant to give you mushrooms, girl

I never meant to bring you to my world

Now you sitting in the corner crying

And now it's my fault, my fault

"Yo Sue"

[G] Get away from me, I don't know you

Oh shoot, she's tripping

[G] I need to go puke (bleahh)

I wasn't trying to turn this into something major

I just wanted to make you appreciate nature

Susan, stop crying! I don't hate ya

The world's not against you, I'm sorry your father raped ya

So what you had your little coochie in your dad's mouth?

That ain't no reason to start wigging and spaz out

She said

[G] Help me, I think I'm having a seizure

I said, I'm high too bitch, quit grabbing my T-shirt! (let go!)

Would you calm down, you're starting to scare me

She said

[G] I'm 26 years old and I'm not married

I don't even have any kids and I can't cook

(Hello) I'm over here, Sue, (hi) you're talking to the plant, look!

We need to get to a hospital 'fore it's too late

‘Cause I never seen no one eat as many 'shrooms as you ate

I never meant to give you mushrooms, girl

I never meant to bring you to my world

Now you sitting in the corner crying

And now it's my fault, my fault

I never meant to give you mushrooms, girl

I never meant to bring you to my world

Now you sitting in the corner crying

And now it's my fault, my fault

Susan (wait) Where you going? You better be careful

[G] Leave me alone, dad, I'm sick of getting my hair pulled

I'm not your dad, quit trying to swallow your tongue

Want some gum? Put down the scissors

'Fore you do something dumb

I'll be right back, just chill, baby, please?

I gotta go find Dave, he's the one who gave me these

"John, where's Dave at before I bash you"

[J] He's in the bathroom; I think he's taking a crap, dude

"Dave! Pull up your pants, we need an ambulance

There's a girl upstairs talking to plants, chopping her hair off

And there's only two days left of Spring Break

How long do these things take to wear off?"

[D] Well, it depends on how many you had

"I took three, she ate the other 22 caps

Now she's upstairs crying out her eyeballs, drinking Lysol"

[D] She's gonna die dude

"I know and it's my fault!"

[D] My god!!!

I never meant to give you mushrooms, girl

I never meant to bring you to my world

Now you sitting in the corner crying

And now it's my fault, my fault

I never meant to give you mushrooms, girl

I never meant to bring you to my world

Now you sitting in the corner crying

And now it's my fault, my fault

My God, I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry!

Susan please wake up! Please!

Please wake up!!! What are you doing?!

You're not dead! You're NOT dead!

I know you're not dead!

Wake up, Susan, wake up! Oh God